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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:23

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
No way
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Smoking Weed and Eating Edibles Share This Surprising Health Risk - Gizmodo
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Infrared contact lens enables humans to see in dark - DW
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Chips Ahoy and Oreo maker Mondelez sues grocery chain Aldi over similar packaging - CNN
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
—
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nick And Vanessa Lachey Selling Encino Home For Millions - TMZ
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Despite practicing at CB and WR, Bo Melton won’t compare himself to Travis Hunter - NBC Sports
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...