What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

No way

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Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Smoking Weed and Eating Edibles Share This Surprising Health Risk - Gizmodo

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Infrared contact lens enables humans to see in dark - DW

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Chips Ahoy and Oreo maker Mondelez sues grocery chain Aldi over similar packaging - CNN

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Patchy Mix is latest 'fraud check' victim as he is battered in UFC 316 debut after claiming he would beat Sean O'Malley - Bloody Elbow

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nick And Vanessa Lachey Selling Encino Home For Millions - TMZ

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

What sparked your interest in books and how did you develop a love for them? What are the advantages and disadvantages of being an avid reader?

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why are details for questions here on Quora so limited? I have an account here on Quora and Yahoo Answers. I like discussing different subjects.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Is Europe willing to risk losing its alliance with the United States, if they choose to continue the war in Ukraine?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Despite practicing at CB and WR, Bo Melton won’t compare himself to Travis Hunter - NBC Sports

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?